And so the Palin names live on...

With little Tripp Johnston, son of Bristol Palin. Oh, how those children must dream of a name like Robert or Charles or Mary Ann. The Palin offspring are Trig, Track, Piper, Bristol and... I dunno, Carburator, Loosechange, Printer, Matrix, Truck, Stickypad, Keepleftsign and Princess Sarah II. And now, the grandchild of the great white bore, son of two unwilling teenagers. Good luck Tripp Johnston. You will need it. And rest assured, while I wish for your grandmother to disappear in obscurity, I wish you and your parents, aunts and uncles no ill.